Lanny Hoang is not a boxer. He is not a firefighter.  He is not an actor. He is not a plumber. He is not a priest. He is not a scientist. He is not a bouncer. He is not a stripper. He is not a dentist. He is not a nutritionist. He is not a lifeguard. He is not a gym teacher. He is not a rockstar. He is not a luchador. He is not a dictator. He is not a drug dealer. He is not a zookeeper. He is not a janitor. He is not a clown. He is not a wrestler. He is not a butcher. He is not a cat mom. He is not a dentist. He is not a nutritionist. He is not a lifeguard. He is not a gym teacher. He is not a rockstar. He is not a psychiatrist. He is not a crybaby. He is not a therapist. He is not a jedi master. He is not a pirate. He is not a king. He is not a somelier. He is not a ballerina. He is not a figure skater. He is not a fire breather.